The Beach Was Reached!

Date: Saturday, May 19th, 2007
Ride Time: 5:44
Distance: 104.3 miles
Average speed: 17.3 mph

Justin and I made the 100 mile Reach the Beach ride in triumphant fashion and quaffed our victorious pints like pillaging Viking warlords.

The ride was great. We loaded up our pockets with all the free ClifShots and bars we could hold and left the start line at about 7:30AM amid a wash of other Portland cyclists. We kept a good, fast pace as we headed out south west from Portland, and I was surprised that the route actually went up Kruger road, which is a fairly long climb. The descent off of Kruger was so much fun, and both Justin and I were feeling great. We stopped and quickly filled our water bottles and kept rolling on towards Amity.

It began to be clear that the headwind we had been riding into all day was not going to subside; in fact, it was gaining strength as we made our way west. There was one stretch of about 7 or 8 miles that was on pretty rough pavement with a direct headwind, which was the worst bit. Once we made it through that stretch, we were fine and everything else seemed like cake.

The last rest stop we took advantage of was in Grand Ronde, which left about 25 miles to the end. After we filled up our water bottles and at some more bars and ClifShots, we headed out. I felt unusually strong still, and decided to hammer to the end. There was a stretch coming down off the costal range to the beach that was just amazing... it wound along the river and had a great road surface and no wind because of the tree cover. My legs felt great and I had lots of energy due to all the free snacks, so I was flying. There was one bit where Haystack Rock careens into view as you drop out of the hills, indicating that the end is near; which is an awesome feeling, and gave me another boost.

I quickly found myself being cheered on by a bunch of folks as I pulled into Pacific City and on to the Pelican Brew Pub where the finish line was. It was pretty cool to have a bunch of strangers cheering me on as I pulled into the parking lot. It took me a second to realize that it was really the end, and I totally felt like I could have kept going. The worst part about the end was the fact that they were blasting Hootie and the Blowfish through the PA.

I checked my bike into the storage lot, resisted the strong urge to get beer and waited for Justin to arrive, which he did only about 15 mins behind me. We went straight through the food line, which turned out to be a less than stellar spread of bland and unimpressive, fajita-like fixings, but fortunately, there was beer and we did quaff.

Mandy and Violet showed up a little later and we chowed some food and enjoyed the cycling nerdy and the fine Pelican Brewpub's beer. We ran into Lon and Sally, who also rode the 100 miles.

All in all, it was a great ride with no mechanical or medical problems and decent enough weather. We had a house at the beach with a hot tub and a weekend-long babysitter, so the rest of the weekend was spent relaxing on the beach. Good times.

Dragging Ass Along Marine Drive

Date: Monday, March 26th, 2007
Leave: 4:45PM
Return: 7:15PM
Distance: 38 miles
Average speed: 15.5 mph

My lovely family decided to go to the beach for the night Monday night, so despite the fact that I put in a 70 mile day the day before, I thought I would take the opportunity to see if I could do my long route home, which goes from work downtown, over St. John's Bridge, up to Marine Drive and home via the I-205 bike path. Normally, this route is pretty easy, albeit somewhat long for an evening ride, still, I can usually knock it out and be home by 7. It's flat and the only dicey part is if you get an easterly wind in your face on Marine Drive, it can be a long and slow trudge from I-5 to I-205.

It started off well-enough, a quick slice through downtown to Northwest Portland and out St. Helens Drive to highway 30 towards the St. John's Bridge. However, just as I was turning from St. Helens on to Highway 30, I started to feel a little queasy and shaky, not exhaustion sickness or even really nauseous, just a bit off, almost like the feeling of too much coffee on an empty stomach. I drank some water and tried to ride it off, but it wouldn't go away, and it started to sap some of my energy, so my pace slowed. In retrospect, I think it was due to my lunch of extra-spicy Thai food, probably not the brightest thing for me to eat before even a low-effort ride like this.

To make things even lovelier, just as I was starting to climb up the hill to the base of the bridge, my Achilles tendon began to nag, and by the top, it began to hurt, which slowed my pace even more. I decided to keep going since Mandy wasn't home anyway, and the ride straight home from the St. John's Bridge isn't much less than finishing out my planned route anyway. It was right about this time that it started to rain rather steadily.

The ride through St. John's was nice enough and fairly quick. It's a little sketchy at the base of the bridge to get onto Lombard and head North, but it's certainly safe and doable. Once onto Lombard, there are few lights and a nice, wide shoulder for a ways out past Pier Park to Columbia Blvd. There was a pretty gruesome-looking accident on the corner of Burgard (Lombard) and Columbia, with several police, firemen and EMTs on the scene. They didn't look like they needed the services of a bike-riding computer programmer, so I decided to ride on by.

Turning again north onto Lombard proper, I made my way up to Marine Drive at Kelley Point where I discovered that I would indeed be the frustrated recipient of a fairly brutal head-wind for the next 10+ miles, which goes wonderfully with a turning stomach and a sore Achilles. Wonderful. Cycling is great for these kind of moments because your options are:

1. Turn Around
2. Keep Going
3. Call someone to pick you up

Being a male under 80 years old without any broken limbs, option 3 is not possible, and I had already evaluated and turned down option 1 miles earlier, so my only option was to keep pedalling. This is the point in the journey where my internal dialog starts to sound like an insult comic:

"You fucking idiot, you could be drinking a beer and reading a book by the fire place, or meeting some friends at the pub like a normal Portlander. BUT NO!, as if 70 miles yesterday wasn't enough, let's work a full day and instead of being happy with the normal and respectable 8 miles home, let's do 40! Jackass."

The good thing about all of this self loathing monologue is that it ends up passing the time pretty efficiently, and before I knew it I was on the east side of I-5 plodding along the Columbia River. I love this part of the ride, but it sucks a whole lotta balls with a 20 mph wind in your face and rain coming down on you. I had pretty much completely bonked by this point too, so I was just trying to keep moving forward. This was turning out to be either an excellent exercise in mental conditioning, or a completely ridiculous and all-around stupid idea. I felt like I was weighed down with rocks, and more than once, I checked my tires to see if they were flat; that's how sluggish I felt.

Then I remembered that I had a nice, juicy steak in the fridge at home (still ~20 miles away). I began to mentally picture the steak on the grill, and my pace quickened a little bit. I remembered that I had a Clif Shot in my pocket and I quickly devoured it, drank some water and my pace picked up a little more. I finally found myself in a nice, steady rhythm and made good time the rest of the way to I-205.

The I-205 bike path heading south has some rolling hills, and gradually gains elevation as you get closer into Portland. I was feeling a lot better, still pretty tired, but not quite so maligned as before, although my Achilles was still really sore. The big difference was the lack of a headwind, which was enough impetus for me to get a good pace rolling and get home and put that steak into my face.

Without fail, it is this point in the journey, tired, wet, sore and just south of miserable that some skinny little perky road racer guy in full Velo kit on his $5000 Kestrel rolls up on you and wants to talk shop while your lungs are dragging on the pavement behind you. Of course, this guy was super nice and was riding fast enough that I had to take secret gasps of air during our conversations to keep from talking like Stevie from Malcom in the Middle. Portland is FILLED with these guys, not all of them are nice, mind you, but most are, and anytime you start to think you are in shape or doing well on your bike, you will inevitably be knocked down a few rungs by these annoying little waifs. Anyway, this guy was cool as shit and we rapped for a bit, and I turned off at Foster Road and made my way down Woodstock and home to my wonderful steak and a cold beer.